They're MIA

My feet. I used to have them, I'm certain of it. I've been out of contact with them for some time and I'm getting concerned.

Part of me is convinced they're still down there, so maybe I'll ask John to check. But this 25-pound bowling ball in my stomach has pretty much precluded me from being able to verify this for myself, so I'll have to take his word for it.

*sigh*